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{"id":1663,"date":"2019-06-30T09:45:40","date_gmt":"2019-06-30T09:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lonestar.a1professionals.net\/?p=1663"},"modified":"2019-06-30T10:43:47","modified_gmt":"2019-06-30T10:43:47","slug":"lone-star-review-king-mississippi-mike-freedman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lonestar.a1professionals.net\/?p=1663&lang=ar","title":{"rendered":"Lone Star Review: KING OF THE MISSISSIPPI by Mike Freedman"},"content":{"rendered":"

A review of King of the Mississippi<\/em>, the second novel from Houston’s Mike Freedman.<\/p>\n

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Brock Wharton is a consultant for Cambridge Consulting Group (CCG) in Houston, a thirty-something Master of the Universe in training. He\u2019s a former UT football star, possessor of a Harvard Business School MBA, and married to a South Texas ranching heiress who is expecting their firstborn. Wharton is fielding prospective CCG junior consultants when Mike Fink arrives for his interview. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Fink is emphatically not the CCG type; he\u2019s \u201ca redneck admiral at a regatta\u201d\u2014his suit is off-the-rack, his physique is a \u201cflawed build that none of the South Texas ranching families would ever breed,\u201d\u2014he\u2019s not even tall! Fink is a ten-year veteran of the U.S. Army Special Forces, and CCG\u2019s managing directors have decided that his \u201cdistinct bio and fiery personality\u201d will lend \u201cauthenticity\u201d and allow CCG to better understand the \u201cvery American issues\u201d of their newer clients. Look out, Dr. Pepper. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Wharton and Fink abhor each other at first sight, and class fireworks ensue as two competing and equally flawed theories of masculinity and America go to war. Beware the military-industrial-corporate-consulting complex. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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King of the Mississippi<\/span><\/a><\/strong> <\/span><\/span><\/em>is Mike Freedman\u2019s sophomore novel, following his satire <\/span><\/span>School Board<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/a><\/strong> <\/em>(Broken Levee Books, 2014), which followed the antics of a Houston high school senior whose hero was Huey \u201cThe Kingfish\u201d Long, infamous governor of Louisiana. King of the Mississippi <\/em>is also a satirical novel, but it deals with more serious subject matter and heralds a maturation of Freedman\u2019s talent. King of the Mississippi <\/em>is a biting send-up of corporate America, traditional ideas of masculinity, and flag-on-your-lapel patriotism.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Freedman\u2019s two main characters are sharply drawn, though they begin as caricatures. Wharton, \u201cwho had conducted a life cultivating a resume,\u201d denigrates veterans at every opportunity; he is an arrogant, sexist, casually racist, xenophobic, homophobic, entitled nitwit who is easy to hate. Fink is the populist everyman, with his common sense and common touch, to whom corporate boardrooms condescend but trot out on the Fourth of July (Thank you for your service!), who are currently enjoying a cyclical (cynical?) popularity. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Both men shed their respective costumes in the end, yet Wharton is the man allowed the greater development; he\u2019s the one we identify with and ultimately root for\u2014perhaps because his pathology is greater. Freedman does a great job with the gradual transformation.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Freedman is a Master of the Ironic Metaphor. \u201c[The job applicant] was an image cut from the Brock Wharton Catalog for out-of-the-box thinkers.\u201d He overdoes it occasionally, and penis size and the figurative presence or absence of testicles is a recurrent concern. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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The competing jargons of divergent cultures is jarring between the soul-killing corporate word salad (enablement projects, influencers, value migration); the jingoistic rah-rah hoowa military-ese (insurgency, counter<\/em>insurgency, troop surge); and, of course, sports (rodeos, end zones, Hail Marys). This is how Freedman effectively highlights the poverty of our philosophies. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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The narrative is told in a third-person limited point-of-view and is generally fast paced. The middle third lags, though it does include a hilarious set-piece at a NED Talk where attendees are encouraged to \u201cswing away\u201d and \u201clean forward.\u201d The final third, in which we get an on-the-ground lesson in Middle East history, generally, and our invasion of Iraq, in particular, recovers from the second and surpasses the first, getting the epilogue just right.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cThe hubris<\/em> of Fink to believe his street smarts and dirty tricks would triumph over a lifetime of doing everything right<\/em>,\u201d Wharton thinks (emphasis added). And there it is\u2014hubris on all sides and differing criteria of what is \u201cright.\u201d What and who qualifies as all-American? Winning a zero-sum game should not be one of the definitions. King of the Mississippi <\/em>is a novel for our time.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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