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It\u2019s often tricky to be a woman and a Texan. Sarah Bird, who frequently addresses the endless push-pull of being a woman in the Lone Star State, will make you glad to be both\u2014simultaneously.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Recent Studies Indicate: The Best of Sarah Bird<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/em>is the second book of nonfiction from Bird, following A Love Letter to Texas Women<\/em> (UT Press, 2016), and her first anthology, covering four decades of work. The oldest piece, \u201cA Question of Gender,\u201d is a before-its-time profile of a transgender woman living in Austin written for the Austin Sun<\/em> in 1976; the newest is \u201cPaisano,\u201d a grateful and celebratory paean to the Dobie-Paisano Fellowship retreat, written for Texas Highways <\/em>in November of 2018. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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In between, divided into four parts\u2014\u201cWomanhood: The Secret Delta,\u201d \u201cTexas: So Many Ways For a Girl to Lose Her Virginity,\u201d \u201cMotherhood: Two Seconds After the Stick Turns Pink,\u201d and \u201cWriting: Use It In Your Work,\u201d\u2014are columns, essays, articles, and opinion pieces published by disparate outlets, from Modern Bride <\/em>and Good Housekeeping <\/em>to Texas Co-op Power <\/em>and the Alcalde<\/em>, speeches, including one for Annie\u2019s List in the wake of the 2016 presidential election (\u201c\u2026we Texas women, well, we just shrugged and said, \u201cBeen there. Done that. Got the T-shirt and the intravaginal ultrasound to prove it\u201d), as well as a turn on the Moth Radio Hour. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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The cover reflects Bird\u2019s trademark mix of ironic-yet-earnest wit, the top half recalling a composition notebook while the bottom half features Bird in pajamas perched on a bed with a typewriter and a naked baby, red, white, and blue stripes suggesting a disjointed flag, the whole shebang afloat in Texas Hill Country live oaks and wildflowers. The title is a reference to those innumerable studies that innumerate everything we\u2019re doing wrong, particularly in parenting, turning the conventional wisdom on its head annually (\u201cif only I\u2019d put a goat in the bassinet with my baby, he probably wouldn\u2019t have an ear infection right now\u201d). <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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In the introduction Bird explains that she grew up a shy child with two competing desires: never to speak with anyone outside her family and to quiz every stranger she encountered. What to do? Writing: essays, \u201cprovince of the muttering malcontent, her head full of the counternarratives and snappy comebacks she is too shy to give voice to,\u201d and journalism, \u201cspecialty of the introvert who has learned to compensate, who uses her notepad to wedge her way into the galaxy of worlds that first intrigue and then obsess her.\u201d Bird outlines the trajectory of her writing career beginning with pulp fiction \u00e0 la True Confessions<\/em> (it was that or law school) and genre (\u201cJohn Ray\u201d) romance to freelance magazine writing, a special sort of hell wherein \u201cmagazine editors are like bad boyfriends\u2014as long as you need them, they don\u2019t want you,\u201d and yet she persisted to become a best-selling, award-wining novelist. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Recent Studies Indicate <\/span><\/span><\/em>finds Bird go-go dancing in Japan for two weeks (NOT in a cage, she assures us), moving to Austin for a boyfriend (\u201chot as lava\u201d) who soon left her for Scientology, then discovering \u201cthe life in Austin [she] was meant to have \u2026 on the day [she] found Lynda Bird\u2019s wedding cake in the LBJ Library.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Bird relates adventures in highlighting golden tresses faded to the color of \u201cgarden mulch\u201d (reminding me of a mishap of my own ending in a shade resembling lemon chiffon), Meat Loaf and screenwriting, going door-to-door with Jehovah\u2019s Witnesses, Austin real estate, the sport of Texas billionaires\u2014boar-hunting (\u201cI don\u2019t know what lowly millionaires hunt\u2014nutria, probably\u201d), and a case of mistaken identity involving Ambien at the Texas Book Festival. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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There are lessons in meteorology, the history of progressive women in Texas politics, Catholic-school sex education (\u201cour bodies were temples of the Holy Ghost, and \u2026 we could expect some major renovations in the temple to begin shortly\u201d), the futility of prohibiting our sons playing with toy guns because they will create them from materials at hand, as my sons did with their soccer and ancient Egypt Lego sets, and appreciating your mother because <\/em>of her six engagement rings you found in a trunk in the attic, not despite it. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Recent Studies Indicate <\/span><\/span><\/em>is a treasure chest brimming with Bird\u2019s distinctive voice: bold, thought-provoking, stitch-in-your-side funny, acerbic when called for, and, in the end, full of joy. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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